YOGA FANATIC THANKSGIVING DINNER TEST (by marc blau)

DIRECTIONS:IF YOU ANSWER YES TO 9 OUT OF 10 QUESTIONS YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF A YOGA FANATIC!

1. IS YOUR JELLO MOLD IN THE SHAPE OF A WARRIOR II FIGURE?
2. IS YOUR FAMILY PRAYER RECITED IN SANKRIT?
3. WHEN DINNER IS OVER DO YOU LAY ON THE FLOOR IN CORPSE POSE?
4. INSTEAD OF EATING THE TURKEY DO YOU SIT AND MEDITATE ATTEMPTING TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE?
5. HAVE YOU VEGANIZED THE ENTIRE THANKSGIVING DINNER PROCESS?
6. DO YOU FIND YOURSELF MAKING THE  OOOOMMMMMMMM SOUND INSTEAD OF THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SOUND?
7. DID YOU INITIATE A THIRD TABLE AT DINNER;  THE ADULT TABLE, THE KID’S TABLE AND A YOGA MAT IN THE CORNER FOR YOURSELF?
8. DID YOU USE PRANAYAMA BREATHING TECHNIQUES BEFORE DINNER TO BETTER OPEN UP THE PASSAGE WAY TO YOUR STOMACH?
9. INSTEAD OF MELLOW KENNY G. MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, DID YOU SLIP IN THE CD PLAYER A KIRTAN VERSION OF ADAM SANDLER’S THANKSGIVING SONG?
10.  AFTER DINNER WHEN ALL OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS WERE TALKING ABOUT STARTING THEIR DIETS ON FRIDAY, DID YOU ENTER THE CONVERSATION WITH HANDOUTS ON JUICING AND FASTS?